One of my colleague was reading the accounting magazine and saw this ad for an Chief Executive. Seriously, they can't get any worse. To me they don't need a Chief Executive, they need a miracle.

The other colleague was saying that since it can't get any worse, might as well apply for the job, do a bit to improve or do nothing (since it can't get any worse), take the $$ (which is 125k pounds per annum) and leave after a year (before they fired you). Brilliant plan!!